God created the heavens and earth. And later.......the blog! Gezzz.....why on earth I jumped on THIS band wagon I don't know, but here I am. AS IF (oh great, I think I am turning into my oldest daughter) I needed something else to do!

Speaking of my oldest, she comes home today telling me her friend taught her a song.....made up of cuss words. I was like, "YEAH!!" Just what I need, I wanted to teach those words to you myself. Not that she has not heard some of them from me anyway. I have tourette's disease. Okay NOT really! Just when I am driving.......I also have memory loss.....Okay again, not really, but I did get off the story a little. Back to my daughter and her wonderful song:

You stinkin' BISCUIT.... You MOTHER FUDGE CAKE..... I'll kick your sorry ASHtray, so stay the HELicopter away from me!

I think she has a spot waiting for her on the next American Idol!

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!